It's corn! A big lump with knobs, It has the juice (it has the juice). I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (woo). It's corn! I can tell you all about it. I mean, look at this thing, when I tried it with butter, everything changed!

100% ring-spun cotton
Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
4.5 oz/yd (153 g/m)
Pre-shrunk
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
It's Corn t-shirt It Has The Juice T-Shirt